princeburrito: "Boop."
spookyaddiction: motherfuckingurl: powerviolent: A CLOUD...

A CLOUD FELL?
Snow?
that is bubble soap. someone has made a tragic mistake
likehercoffee: spoopysarcasm: "What are you complaining about?...

"What are you complaining about? We have to run the same distance as you, so it’s equal!"
i didnt notice the weight at first smh
phoneticmeow: Tumblr on November 1st
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rebeccacohenart: http://vitaminw.co/culture-society/womens-histo...

http://vitaminw.co/culture-society/womens-history-questions-and-facts
Just a fraction of the cool stuff I learned when researching women’s history.
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thelow-cal-calzone-zone: I’m pretty sure this is my favorite...
lastseasonsloser: misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: mishasminion...










misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
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nom-food: Avocado, cream cheese and salsa stuffed puff pastries
m-ooonn: she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at...
alternativecheese: castieltherebel: dreamingofdoctorwho: museu...

2,000-year-old roman face cream with visible, ancient fingermarks
Preserved within a small tin canister, the cream was discovered during excavations by Pre-Construct Archaeology of a Roman temple precinct on Tabard Street, Southwark in 2003. The main constituent of the cream was animal fat mixed with starch and tin oxide.
imagine if they got a clear finger print from that
and then, just for shits and giggles, they put it into a police data base or whatever
and, one day, there’s a murder. the only evidence anyone was there is a hand print. and one of the fingerprints matches the 2,000 year old one.
suddenly, they begin to find more and more unsolved murders that all have a similar trend: only one piece of evidence to tell who the murderer was, and it’s a hand print or a finger print of some kind, and it’s always the same person. its the same one thats been happening for decades… maybe even hundreds of years…
HOLY SHIT
write a book
rrrrosa: those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
filthycurtains: Actual representation of what happens when you...
thecutestofthecute: blueberryfoxcake: This is just a great...

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!
"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"
http://clientsfromhell.net/post/101252604457/a-nice-looking-couple-brought-their-computer-in
A nice looking couple brought their computer in for repair.
Client: It just stopped working.
They added offhandedly that they been smelling a “plastic” smell, and had also recently replaced a missing slot cover.
I nodded, outlined my usual fees and told them to expect a call when I’m done.
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